Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts

Monday, April 11, 2011

4.11.11


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ready to cry?
Stranger: Hey I m looking for good chat :)
You: I have these kids
You: in this house
Stranger: yes
You: I just broke into
You: and I got on omegle
You: how legit is that!
You: what shuld i do
Stranger: what?
You: parents are tied up
You: partner in kitchen makin eats lol
You: these kids are helpless
You: this house is pretty much ours
You: since we kidnapped the parents we cant really get money
You: what should we do lol
Stranger: what?
You: jk just chillin
You: sup
You: we killed them all
You: they were bringin in kfc so we home invaded
You: wwword.com
You have disconnected.




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi, are there any horny girls left out there?
You: tommy lee jones
You: as the joker
You: i mean two face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Monday, March 7, 2011

06/07 - 03 - 2011



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 15 m usa
You: This is the cops
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol
- that was lickity split

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

02.03.11


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im looking for a F who loves to give head
You: lol on omegle
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Friday, February 18, 2011

runner up 02/18: paaaaaaaaaaaarrrty


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 
You: hey
Stranger: hey ;) asl?
You: kllooool
You: your like
You: so gonna get laid like this
You: wink wink
You: wink wink
You: wink
You: wink
You: winkkkkk
You: wink wink
You: you got a reproductive package?
You: paaaaaaarrrrty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
-=-
lol.

Omegalolofthe day feb eight-teen


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: no
You: supernanny
You: shits fucked
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol what
Stranger: im conf.
You: this episode is fucked
You: the dad is like over seas
You: mom
You: has 3 adopted african children
You: holy fuck mon
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
You: its like
You: american history X
Stranger: lol
You:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: lo
Stranger: l
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
You: brutal
Stranger: u a nigerian
You: librerian
You: sanitarian
Stranger: what the fuck is that
Stranger: hmgd,jydf,kfhSrjhigrfz;kzrhng;.zehzRFGH>ET:K.g.khazt
You: teeth
Stranger: }ZERH"|
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Stranger: ETJ
Stranger: tej
Stranger: jt
Stranger: e
Stranger: tej
You: its when you put your teeth in your hand
You: and you sell them
You: for as much as you can get
Stranger: dude...... ur jesus
You: so like 3 girls soccer uniforms
You: tops
You: I knew it
You: bread n melk yo
You: or w.e
Stranger: i dont no what u r tlkin bout brotha froma nutha muha
You: err milf**
You: Milf**
You: MILF**
Stranger: milf
You: yeah
You: you know what I'm talkin bout nig
You have disconnected.
 
-=-
lol.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

First Omegaloloftheday



You:
 I sold
Stranger: sold what?
You: all my teeth for food
You:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You:aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
 
lol.