Friday, May 6, 2011

haha 5.6.11

(7:11:38 PM) ivan: lonely island album
(7:11:40 PM) ivan: what the fuck
(7:11:48 PM) ivan: all of those guys died years ago
(7:11:55 PM) ivan: they're still releasing fag music?
(7:11:56 PM) ivan: damn
(7:12:15 PM) ivan: andy samberg gets too many chances
(7:12:29 PM) hue: i love it
(7:13:07 PM) hue: rap/hip hop tries to be all hard and serious. these guys put a good spin on it
(7:13:33 PM) ivan: andy samberg gets too many chances
(7:13:43 PM) ivan: cant have a good batting average
(7:13:46 PM) ivan: when you are a faggot
(7:13:50 PM) ivan: and half of your jokes aren't good
(7:13:59 PM) ivan: but
(7:14:07 PM) ivan: only because you open your mouth twice as much as you should
(7:14:10 PM) ivan: i.e. it's
(7:14:17 PM) ivan: Jet Li Unleashed
(7:14:18 PM) ivan: not
(7:14:34 PM) ivan: Jet Li, you can eat the whole bag of dogfood if noone stops you



Thursday, May 5, 2011

hmmm words eh....5.5.2011

I suppose I'll let this talker handle some of my recent absentness

We'll figure it out...motivation's a funny thing....a good thing to have when you can get it

Monday, April 11, 2011


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ready to cry?
Stranger: Hey I m looking for good chat :)
You: I have these kids
You: in this house
Stranger: yes
You: I just broke into
You: and I got on omegle
You: how legit is that!
You: what shuld i do
Stranger: what?
You: parents are tied up
You: partner in kitchen makin eats lol
You: these kids are helpless
You: this house is pretty much ours
You: since we kidnapped the parents we cant really get money
You: what should we do lol
Stranger: what?
You: jk just chillin
You: sup
You: we killed them all
You: they were bringin in kfc so we home invaded
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi, are there any horny girls left out there?
You: tommy lee jones
You: as the joker
You: i mean two face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Saturday, March 19, 2011

T2 Judgement Day Omegalol 19.03.11

Horror from antigua.

The robots wave goodbye to the now obsolete previous master race.

T2: That's arnold with his back to the camera.

Brace yourself.