Friday, May 6, 2011

haha 5.6.11

(7:11:38 PM) ivan: lonely island album
(7:11:40 PM) ivan: what the fuck
(7:11:48 PM) ivan: all of those guys died years ago
(7:11:55 PM) ivan: they're still releasing fag music?
(7:11:56 PM) ivan: damn
(7:12:15 PM) ivan: andy samberg gets too many chances
(7:12:29 PM) hue: i love it
(7:13:07 PM) hue: rap/hip hop tries to be all hard and serious. these guys put a good spin on it
(7:13:33 PM) ivan: andy samberg gets too many chances
(7:13:43 PM) ivan: cant have a good batting average
(7:13:46 PM) ivan: when you are a faggot
(7:13:50 PM) ivan: and half of your jokes aren't good
(7:13:59 PM) ivan: but
(7:14:07 PM) ivan: only because you open your mouth twice as much as you should
(7:14:10 PM) ivan: i.e. it's
(7:14:17 PM) ivan: Jet Li Unleashed
(7:14:18 PM) ivan: not
(7:14:34 PM) ivan: Jet Li, you can eat the whole bag of dogfood if noone stops you



Thursday, May 5, 2011

hmmm words eh....5.5.2011

I suppose I'll let this talker handle some of my recent absentness

We'll figure it out...motivation's a funny thing....a good thing to have when you can get it

Monday, April 11, 2011


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ready to cry?
Stranger: Hey I m looking for good chat :)
You: I have these kids
You: in this house
Stranger: yes
You: I just broke into
You: and I got on omegle
You: how legit is that!
You: what shuld i do
Stranger: what?
You: parents are tied up
You: partner in kitchen makin eats lol
You: these kids are helpless
You: this house is pretty much ours
You: since we kidnapped the parents we cant really get money
You: what should we do lol
Stranger: what?
You: jk just chillin
You: sup
You: we killed them all
You: they were bringin in kfc so we home invaded
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi, are there any horny girls left out there?
You: tommy lee jones
You: as the joker
You: i mean two face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Saturday, March 19, 2011

T2 Judgement Day Omegalol 19.03.11

Horror from antigua.

The robots wave goodbye to the now obsolete previous master race.

T2: That's arnold with his back to the camera.

Brace yourself.

Monday, March 7, 2011

06/07 - 03 - 2011

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 15 m usa
You: This is the cops
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

- that was lickity split

Wednesday, March 2, 2011


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im looking for a F who loves to give head
You: lol on omegle
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Friday, February 18, 2011

runner up 02/18: paaaaaaaaaaaarrrty

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey ;) asl?
You: kllooool
You: your like
You: so gonna get laid like this
You: wink wink
You: wink wink
You: wink
You: wink
You: winkkkkk
You: wink wink
You: you got a reproductive package?
You: paaaaaaarrrrty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegalolofthe day feb eight-teen

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: no
You: supernanny
You: shits fucked
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol what
Stranger: im conf.
You: this episode is fucked
You: the dad is like over seas
You: mom
You: has 3 adopted african children
You: holy fuck mon
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
You: its like
You: american history X
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lo
Stranger: l
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
You: brutal
Stranger: u a nigerian
You: librerian
You: sanitarian
Stranger: what the fuck is that
Stranger: hmgd,jydf,kfhSrjhigrfz;kzrhng;.zehzRFGH>ET:K.g.khazt
You: teeth
Stranger: }ZERH"|
Stranger: ETJ
Stranger: tej
Stranger: jt
Stranger: e
Stranger: tej
You: its when you put your teeth in your hand
You: and you sell them
You: for as much as you can get
Stranger: dude...... ur jesus
You: so like 3 girls soccer uniforms
You: tops
You: I knew it
You: bread n melk yo
You: or w.e
Stranger: i dont no what u r tlkin bout brotha froma nutha muha
You: err milf**
You: Milf**
You: MILF**
Stranger: milf
You: yeah
You: you know what I'm talkin bout nig
You have disconnected.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Runners up of the day

Stranger: hi
You: I rip it up to dubstep
You: Like a madcow
You: *wompwomwopwompwmmoopmwpomwpomwopmwopwomw*
You: /me do the madcow dance
You: rip that shit up
You: nasty
You: nasty
You: rip it nasty
You: whurr the hood whurr the hood whurr the hood @
You: so are you chillin or am I gonna fuckin go rip your mom up for some dinna?
You: dinna dash sssssson
You have disconnected.
Fuckin guy wouldn't finish typing....pig...Next victim...


You: freaked me out
You: lol
You: lol
You: looloolol
Stranger: ?
You: lololol
You: you freaked me out
You: lol
You: there
You: lol
Stranger: umm ok
You: lololol
Stranger: lol
You: lololol
You: you freaked me out there
You have disconnected.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

First omegaloloftheday runner up of the day/ omegaloloftheday by defalt

Not only is this the first one of the day, it's the first one gevvvar.....

Stranger: greetings
You: you sell michigan flats?
You: or
You: just chips?
Stranger: what year is it where you are?
You: jus chip riiigh?
You: whoa
You: uh
You: dunno what day is t
You: uh
Stranger: not the day
Stranger: the year
You: lemme check calandarsh
Stranger: has Jesus made his 3rd resurrection?
You: october stardate 19888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
You: 88888888
You: 88
You: 8
You: 8
You: .8
You: greetings
Stranger: is that before or after the reign of Randy Macho Man Savage?
You: I'm just Brendan Fraser
You: comin home from the 9050's
Stranger: nub
i lol'd.  :P

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

First Omegaloloftheday

 I sold
Stranger: sold what?
You: all my teeth for food
Your conversational partner has disconnected.