Friday, February 18, 2011

runner up 02/18: paaaaaaaaaaaarrrty

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey ;) asl?
You: kllooool
You: your like
You: so gonna get laid like this
You: wink wink
You: wink wink
You: wink
You: wink
You: winkkkkk
You: wink wink
You: you got a reproductive package?
You: paaaaaaarrrrty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegalolofthe day feb eight-teen

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: no
You: supernanny
You: shits fucked
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol what
Stranger: im conf.
You: this episode is fucked
You: the dad is like over seas
You: mom
You: has 3 adopted african children
You: holy fuck mon
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
You: its like
You: american history X
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lo
Stranger: l
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
You: brutal
Stranger: u a nigerian
You: librerian
You: sanitarian
Stranger: what the fuck is that
Stranger: hmgd,jydf,kfhSrjhigrfz;kzrhng;.zehzRFGH>ET:K.g.khazt
You: teeth
Stranger: }ZERH"|
Stranger: ETJ
Stranger: tej
Stranger: jt
Stranger: e
Stranger: tej
You: its when you put your teeth in your hand
You: and you sell them
You: for as much as you can get
Stranger: dude...... ur jesus
You: so like 3 girls soccer uniforms
You: tops
You: I knew it
You: bread n melk yo
You: or w.e
Stranger: i dont no what u r tlkin bout brotha froma nutha muha
You: err milf**
You: Milf**
You: MILF**
Stranger: milf
You: yeah
You: you know what I'm talkin bout nig
You have disconnected.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Runners up of the day

Stranger: hi
You: I rip it up to dubstep
You: Like a madcow
You: *wompwomwopwompwmmoopmwpomwpomwopmwopwomw*
You: /me do the madcow dance
You: rip that shit up
You: nasty
You: nasty
You: rip it nasty
You: whurr the hood whurr the hood whurr the hood @
You: so are you chillin or am I gonna fuckin go rip your mom up for some dinna?
You: dinna dash sssssson
You have disconnected.
Fuckin guy wouldn't finish typing....pig...Next victim...


You: freaked me out
You: lol
You: lol
You: looloolol
Stranger: ?
You: lololol
You: you freaked me out
You: lol
You: there
You: lol
Stranger: umm ok
You: lololol
Stranger: lol
You: lololol
You: you freaked me out there
You have disconnected.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

First omegaloloftheday runner up of the day/ omegaloloftheday by defalt

Not only is this the first one of the day, it's the first one gevvvar.....

Stranger: greetings
You: you sell michigan flats?
You: or
You: just chips?
Stranger: what year is it where you are?
You: jus chip riiigh?
You: whoa
You: uh
You: dunno what day is t
You: uh
Stranger: not the day
Stranger: the year
You: lemme check calandarsh
Stranger: has Jesus made his 3rd resurrection?
You: october stardate 19888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
You: 88888888
You: 88
You: 8
You: 8
You: .8
You: greetings
Stranger: is that before or after the reign of Randy Macho Man Savage?
You: I'm just Brendan Fraser
You: comin home from the 9050's
Stranger: nub
i lol'd.  :P

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

First Omegaloloftheday

 I sold
Stranger: sold what?
You: all my teeth for food
Your conversational partner has disconnected.