haha 5.6.11

(7:11:38 PM) ivan: lonely island album
(7:11:40 PM) ivan: what the fuck
(7:11:48 PM) ivan: all of those guys died years ago
(7:11:55 PM) ivan: they're still releasing fag music?
(7:11:56 PM) ivan: damn
(7:12:15 PM) ivan: andy samberg gets too many chances
(7:12:29 PM) hue: i love it
(7:13:07 PM) hue: rap/hip hop tries to be all hard and serious. these guys put a good spin on it
(7:13:33 PM) ivan: andy samberg gets too many chances
(7:13:43 PM) ivan: cant have a good batting average
(7:13:46 PM) ivan: when you are a faggot
(7:13:50 PM) ivan: and half of your jokes aren't good
(7:13:59 PM) ivan: but
(7:14:07 PM) ivan: only because you open your mouth twice as much as you should
(7:14:10 PM) ivan: i.e. it's
(7:14:17 PM) ivan: Jet Li Unleashed
(7:14:18 PM) ivan: not
(7:14:34 PM) ivan: Jet Li, you can eat the whole bag of dogfood if noone stops you

:P

 haha

hmmm words eh....5.5.2011

I suppose I'll let this talker handle some of my recent absentness

We'll figure it out...motivation's a funny thing....a good thing to have when you can get it

I just love this

I just love it

Lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c





fuck XFD

4.11.11

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ready to cry?

Stranger: Hey I m looking for good chat :)

You: I have these kids

You: in this house

Stranger: yes

You: I just broke into

You: and I got on omegle

You: how legit is that!

You: what shuld i do

Stranger: what?

You: parents are tied up

You: partner in kitchen makin eats lol

You: these kids are helpless

You: this house is pretty much ours

You: since we kidnapped the parents we cant really get money

You: what should we do lol

Stranger: what?

You: jk just chillin

You: sup

You: we killed them all

You: they were bringin in kfc so we home invaded

You: wwword.com

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi, are there any horny girls left out there?
You: tommy lee jones
You: as the joker
You: i mean two face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SLAYER batman + oh-hungee

"Look, they're e-bumping"

lololol



holy SLAYER batman :)

4.3.11

this is pretty cool



and free music http://www.mumuplayer.com/

it's all funny.

just gotta look

its all good

T2 Judgement Day Omegalol 19.03.11

Horror from antigua.

The robots wave goodbye to the now obsolete previous master race.

T2: That's arnold with his back to the camera.

Brace yourself.

09-12.03.11 omegalolofthepastfewdays

All I have to say is

http://bit.ly/gCApiq


for the past few days. lol

06/07 - 03 - 2011

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 15 m usa
You: This is the cops

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol
- that was lickity split

02.03.11

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Im looking for a F who loves to give head

You: lol on omegle

You: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

runner up 02/18: paaaaaaaaaaaarrrty

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: hey

Stranger: hey ;) asl?

You: kllooool

You: your like

You: so gonna get laid like this

You: wink wink

You: wink wink

You: wink

You: wink

You: winkkkkk

You: wink wink

You: you got a reproductive package?

You: paaaaaaarrrrty

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

-=-

lol.

Omegalolofthe day feb eight-teen

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: no

You: supernanny

You: shits fucked

Stranger: no

Stranger: lol what

Stranger: im conf.

You: this episode is fucked

You: the dad is like over seas

You: mom

You: has 3 adopted african children

You: holy fuck mon

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

You: its like

You: american history X

Stranger: lol

You:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: lo

Stranger: l

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

You: brutal

Stranger: u a nigerian

You: librerian

You: sanitarian

Stranger: what the fuck is that

Stranger: hmgd,jydf,kfhSrjhigrfz;kzrhng;.zehzRFGH>ET:K.g.khazt

You: teeth

Stranger: }ZERH"|
Th

Stranger: ETJ

Stranger: tej

Stranger: jt

Stranger: e

Stranger: tej

You: its when you put your teeth in your hand

You: and you sell them

You: for as much as you can get

Stranger: dude...... ur jesus

You: so like 3 girls soccer uniforms

You: tops

You: I knew it

You: bread n melk yo

You: or w.e

Stranger: i dont no what u r tlkin bout brotha froma nutha muha

You: err milf**

You: Milf**

You: MILF**

Stranger: milf

You: yeah

You: you know what I'm talkin bout nig

You have disconnected.

 

-=-

lol.

Runners up of the day

Stranger: hi

You: I rip it up to dubstep

You: Like a madcow

You: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: *wompwomwopwompwmmoopmwpomwpomwopmwopwomw*

You: /me do the madcow dance

You: rip that shit up

You: nasty

You: nasty

You: rip it nasty

You: whurr the hood whurr the hood whurr the hood @

You: so are you chillin or am I gonna fuckin go rip your mom up for some dinna?

You: dinna dash sssssson

You have disconnected.

Fuckin guy wouldn't finish typing....pig...Next victim...


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You: freaked me out

You: lol

You: lol

You: looloolol

Stranger: ?

You: lololol

You: you freaked me out

You: lol

You: there

You: lol

Stranger: umm ok

You: lololol

Stranger: lol

You: WHOA

You: lololol

You: you freaked me out there

You have disconnected.

 

 

lolol

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First omegaloloftheday runner up of the day/ omegaloloftheday by defalt

Not only is this the first one of the day, it's the first one gevvvar.....

Stranger: greetings

You: you sell michigan flats?

You: or

You: just chips?

Stranger: what year is it where you are?

You: jus chip riiigh?

You: whoa

You: uh

You: dunno what day is t

You: uh

Stranger: not the day

Stranger: the year

You: lemme check calandarsh

Stranger: has Jesus made his 3rd resurrection?

You: october stardate 19888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

You: 88888888

You: 88

You: 8

You: 8

You: .8

You: greetings

Stranger: is that before or after the reign of Randy Macho Man Savage?

You: I'm just Brendan Fraser

You: comin home from the 9050's

Stranger: nub

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i lol'd.  :P

First Omegaloloftheday

You: I sold

Stranger: sold what?

You: all my teeth for food

You:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You:aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

lol.