You: you sell michigan flats?
You: just chips?
Stranger: what year is it where you are?
You: jus chip riiigh?
You: dunno what day is t
Stranger: not the day
Stranger: the year
You: lemme check calandarsh
Stranger: has Jesus made his 3rd resurrection?
You: october stardate 19888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
Stranger: is that before or after the reign of Randy Macho Man Savage?
You: I'm just Brendan Fraser
You: comin home from the 9050's
i lol'd. :P