First omegaloloftheday runner up of the day/ omegaloloftheday by defalt

Not only is this the first one of the day, it's the first one gevvvar.....

Stranger: greetings

You: you sell michigan flats?

You: or

You: just chips?

Stranger: what year is it where you are?

You: jus chip riiigh?

You: whoa

You: uh

You: dunno what day is t

You: uh

Stranger: not the day

Stranger: the year

You: lemme check calandarsh

Stranger: has Jesus made his 3rd resurrection?

You: october stardate 19888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

You: 88888888

You: 88

You: 8

You: 8

You: .8

You: greetings

Stranger: is that before or after the reign of Randy Macho Man Savage?

You: I'm just Brendan Fraser

You: comin home from the 9050's

Stranger: nub

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i lol'd.  :P